magicsalt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Captain Jack]

4 da cap'n

Everything was drawn and animated well enough, but I just didn't like it. Something just hits a wrong chord here--I dunno, maybe the tune is just too much like everything that Aqua or Toybox ever did, just not as good..... The cap'n himself didn't sit well with me, either as I didn't find him very pleasing to the eye.
I'll vote middle of the road here with high style marks because I'm a big fan of random music vids. You did fine, however I just don't care for this one.

[Catfight]

A cat, a fight and a fish or two.

Very well done on a great cinematic flash!! You put lots of effort into this and the result is awesome--be proud! Great art and nice storytelling. My favorite thing about this is the total buildup to the fight. I expected to see some epic battle, but I got the 'random-cat-part-fight-cloud'!!! Unexpectedly funny!! Glad to have seen this flash!! Thanks for such a good one!

[Sweet lil'Wilbert]

Now I'm mad!!

I was ALL BIG WORM, Baby-yeah, and then you had to turn me into buffdaddy with no nuts and no levitra, stick me with a tail and ya, danm squirrell, I'm gonna kick yer arse for it!!

[How To Meet Women]

Gettin' up on them cute chicks!!

Very nicely done! I liked the character animation and the sounds you used--especially the gurl-talk!! I think a nice background setting would have added to this one, though.

[Starwars spoof 2]

Top Notch

Outstanding art, great comedy and very well presented.

[George Bush's "Truth"]

ahhhh those darned polictical ads

Nice, sappy, tear-jerking music set to dead and burned baby pics always make me wanna run right out and vote.
Such ads by condecending supermarket managers pretending to be on a 'higher, enlightened plane' who use political bias to insult the intelligence of americans in general really get me going.
Since most of the viewers here AREN'T of the voting age, why waste YOUR time here. Go look for the 'pseudo-intellectual' political sites that feign interest in this sort of bandwagon tripe and leave us to our "all american good killing kinda stuff".