magicsalt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Valentine's Day Special]

disturbingly funny...

Should I laugh? Dark, dark comedy there. Yess.... funny.... and fairly well animated....., but mostly dark...... I think I'll go have a wank now,..... at least until next year.

[TmsT's "Up Skit Creek"]

not bad

not great, but marginally entertaining. I loved the reference to Neil C and hapyugojyuichi--that was nice.

["Shame"]

I remember when....

...oh, never mind.....'sob' 'sob'....'sniff'....'sniff'...
OH, to bury the horrid reminders in the bottom of the bottle, but the nagging, wrenching coldness in the heart twists and strangles the draining short term, clogging the synapse with that one painful memory of.....HER!!
A pathetic dude with a six-pack of remorse makes this funny little flash a one-of-a-kind good time of stinging satire. A+ work!!

[Doofie]

choose yer death adventure

A nice collection of snuff shorts--well animated and entertaining. I liked the b&w theme, but could have done without the goofy comments at the end of some of them. Let the viewer decide what they like... for example, I thought the pole splintering was much funnier than at least 2 of the others. I didn't like the tongue on the flagpole one and the milk one was made worse with the gonzo comments at the end.
Overall this one was good, though.

[Emmy's Christmas Gift]

Nice Gift

Emmy surely loved it!! As always, great, funny stuff delivered by the master animutator! Thanks for the laugh!!

[Evil Josh & Billy]

"Spooooopoon!!" -- battle cry of the Tick

Cute, Evil Zombie Spoons with big sharp teeth make for great playtime fun for all the auzzie blokes!! Good job with this.
Every thing was done well, except that the screams were like mega loud and damn near woke up my son and scared my wife. My cat came up and gave the speakers a real bad look, too.
What's with the disembodied arm hanging from the celing, though?
Fun Stuff!!