magicsalt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hyakugojyuuichi!!]

Still the best!!

I think this was one of the very first flashes I'd ever seen anywhere and it was the greatest thing ever!! It even made me want to make my OWN flash stuff!! INSPIRATION---oooooohhhhh--aaaaahhhhhh--yeeeaaaayyy!!
Its been 2 years or so since my loss of flash virginity, but as I go back, watch, and re-live, I find that this still RAWKS!! I guess it'll always live as my favorite. Neil, thanks!

[MCHawking's Greatest Hits]

fo shizzle my nizzle

Great stuff here!! Animation, art, sound, comedy, timing, and Steven Hawkings personal endorsement---Its got it all!! The CD is funny as hell, too, man. I bought my own copy!! This shizzle pwns and rawks ballz!!

[Boy Machine]

There's a what in my where?!?!?

I once got stuck in a refrigerator....without a door on it... After I cut out the electric motor and took out all the shelves inside I moved it out on the dock and threw it in the river and as it looked somewhat seaworthy, my cousin and I decided to go on a little ride. Only it took on water rather quickly after we got off the dock.... so it seemed that we were stuck in a sinking refrigerator in the middle of a swiftly moving river. Whats that got to do with a boy in a washing machine? Well, lots if you ponder it-- Quite a few things the same there--Like the boy and the water and the refrigerator except that there was no water in your flash and no washing machine in my river. But other than that, both were very entertaining and I would recommend anyone to watch either event!! Anyway, Good job on your flash--I only wish my ride turned out as good that day...

[Roadside Philosophy]

fate freight

Fickle fortune fate brings...f*cked by freight. Ironic.... I think I should have known all along that the squirrels were in on it....

Flyborg responds:

The squirrels are your friends. Trust the squirrels. Pay no attention to them as they assemble horrable weapons of doom.

[coffee break]

twisted....

Sick and dark story done all up in odd animation. At first I was thinking 'what the hell is wrong with that guy's face?' and 'is this like Bib Fortuna or something?' .... then I realized it was his mouth. Anyway, nicely done! The whole demented theme is made into comedy with just a single brit voice and the whole calmness of the dude reminds me of Hanibal Lecter..... mmmmm brains is good food......now give me back my dress!!!!

[Retarded Animal Babies 12]

Rowdy Roddy LIves

I'm all outta bubblegum... that's the greatest!!! Now I'm gonna have to go rent that flick!! (THEY LIVE--for all yuns too young to know what the hell I'm talkin' about!!)
Funny stuff with a familiar plot!! Great!! Do more movie spoofs.
A+ flash as always!!

[A New Bunny]

Punk @## mother*@#$&%

It gives me that feeling that you get when you try eating a couple suppositories chased with warm MIchelob after having five day old chinese take out. Contemplating the effect, its funny at first until you actually have to sit through it for 10 minutes....
Animation and sound was well done, but comedy of this kind is like listening to an episode of Jerry bleeping Springer. Incessant swearing can be fun at times, although it can be overdone quite easily. The only thing that could have made this more fun would have been a guest appearance by Foamy during one of his rants... that would have been REALLY ........ um.... 'special'.... now..... where's my %$&* beer?!?!

[TF Megs and Unicron]

I shat an energon

Sound on this is the worst thing about the flash, but everything else is well done. Funny stuff and good artwork. I thought that the Alt ending was great 'cause I'm a huge RedDwarf fan and I was surprised to see that!! Great work!!