magicsalt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Perpetual Motion]

Super job!

I love your style. The animation is always smooth and looks as good as anything on TV. Music was your own, too--very nice!

[A Very Short Western]

They're everywhere....

...those darn drummer jokes! I really liked this--great animation and look, suspense, comedy--Very well done! I'll forward this one on to all my drummer friends.

Topdrawer responds:

Thanks, magicsalt.
It seems that a person either gets this joke and thinks it very funny or they don't see any humor in it at all. I'm not sure why that is, but I have noticed that every musician who sees it cracks up completely. Maybe thats a clue.

[Subliminal Messages pt.1]

parc siht edam uoy....??!?tahw

You have to be a pretty twisted individual to sit and listen to records backwards in the first place, let alone to invent diabolical sentences out of the sounds you hear. Personally, I don't hear any of that crap.... only little nuances that could be twisted to construe words by fearmongers to scare little children into thinking that everything is satanic. You really could do the same with anything, really...... Try doing the same with one of Hitler's pre-election speeches, or even an audio copy of a Billy Graham sermon. Subliminal............ !!shawgoh, tihslluB

Bi0Reaper responds:

Thats two people who dont hear them.. hmmm... one cant even speak proper english... "parc siht edam uoy....??!?tahw" There are no subliminal messages in hitlers speeches, but there are some interesting things in sermons...

[Moring Wood]

Wood---its not just for breakfast anymore!!

I wish I could say that I can't believe no one gets it.... but then again most of the reviewers are tweenie-boys who inhale anti-smoking-fear and only know where the wood appears in the morning--most likely unbeknownst to the fact that thier little purple monster can sling yogurt on occasion, too!! Even though the hand wasn't dripping, wank or no wank, it is a very subtle point you've presented here that could appeal to only those who truly know how good that first drag in the crisp morning air really tastes! Deep, decent and well presented--well above the heads of those retards crying 'cancer!!' and stoning your work!! Top notch, my friend!!

[--Where is my Mind?]

Of all the things I've ever lost....

I miss my mind the most!! I'm really digging your line drawings more and more!!! This particular flash is presented very nicely and fits well with the sound--although inherently I've come to associate this tune with fight club so its hard for me to think of it as an individual piece. Anyhoo, I like what you've done here and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes trippy, mind-phuck-type vids such as this!!!

[Do Me !]

superdome astrodome metrodome dome stadium

I've seen Richard Cheese do his comedy at Seven Springs Resort (in Western PA) and he's quite funny. I think you did a super job at animating this great clip!! I 'busted my gut' on this one!!

[soap opera island]

i hate being found dead on islands!!

Semi-comatose in a heap of beer bottles isn't much fun either---or at least waking up afterwards....and the headache that ensues.....hmmm... but that's another story and nothing to do with this flash.....
I give you 7 for humour cause this was unique in its idea. Humourous, but not side-splittingly funny--good though. I think my favorite thing here was your voice acting. Although it didn't really look like these guys were talking to each other, the quality of your voice and the delivery of the lines is good.
10 in style because this flash got soooo many entertaining reviews....I spent more time reading than watching... Total Entertainment here, guy!! Super Job

[The Tourette's Burglar]

It takes big...

BALLS to make an flash like this. ass ass ass balls. I laughed my balls ass balls ass off on this one. Nice Ass!!! er um.... balls.....job on this one.
++note++ this review has no redeeming quality or balls just ass balls ass worthwhile meaning.++

[A Day in the Life of Wade]

Wade in the title....

...gets you at least 5,000 views.
Wade has a machine that molds clocks into knoxclaymanderfolks to grow like those spongy-thingy-things that get 15 times thier own size when you dunk 'em in water only to then hit a dubious '???' button that ends the movie....... I don't buy it, but a few somebodies did, especially if you got underdog of the week!! There's one born every minute. hmmmmm

[Las aventuras de Mr.Coo]

slippie-slidy-greasy-good

Very elastic animation that stretches the imagination taut and plucks it like a rubber band. I enjoyed this!