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...and there's nothing you can do about it

....ahhhh, but there is!! Since being a former contestant on Fear Factor has steeled my squeemishness, I could throw a heaping pile of steaming feces right into your peepers as I'd end your defication video with a grand shot of the deep reaches of your own rectal cavity.
Tickled my funnybone with the great sound effects!! Good Crap you got here!! Good Crap indeed.

What was that papaerback TITle?

Very TITilating!! Always ABREAST the wave of TITleists at Newgrounds, Illwill delivers JUGloads of wholesome entertainment. He CAN Sense what everyone wants without making total BOOBS of his beloved characters and BUSTS out with great material!! Yep!! What could be funnier than a couple of horny folks, an empty paper towel tube and a squirrel with SIX NIPPLES smothered in a whole GALLON of LUBE!! Just hope that the neurotic dude in this flash has sense enough to clip off the little bugger's claws or there'll definately be scarring and a case of rectal itch!!
I give this flash 42 Double D's in grafix and sound, 32 EE for concept and originality but only 36 C in humor only because funny ideas sometimes don't make funny jokes. While still an entertaining idea, I thought that the content may not have been presented as well as could have been. The total delivery didn't make me even chuckle. Giant Happy Fun Bags constantly growing on the dark goth chick certainly was good enough for me, though.

color lines

The joke wasn't funny, just because the granddaddy's slaves thing has been soooo overdone. Ben Folds even wrote a song about the subject, although with a twist....
Anyway, the animation lagged waaay behind the sound on this. My computer may have been bogged down on the dial-up, but I'd suggest setting the sound to stream if you didn't already. The voice acting wasn't horrible and the white guy sounded nerdy and right, but the black guy didn't sound black. Dude singing was funny anyway!! The skittles thing was good, too.

Not a bad attempt here--not great, but not bad.

KupaMan responds:

The audio is streamed and stuff. I didn't have any problems with the sound after I published it, but the sound and the mouths didn't match up as I was making it. I was worried that might happen to a few people. Sorry the black guy didn't sound... black. Considering I'm white and any black people that live near me hate me, I had to do it myself. The black guy voice I did for PYS was a lot better, but apparently joshing around with slavery is still not quite in the clear, so not many people on Newgrounds had it grace their eyes (or ears if I'm still talking about the voice).

disturbingly funny...

Should I laugh? Dark, dark comedy there. Yess.... funny.... and fairly well animated....., but mostly dark...... I think I'll go have a wank now,..... at least until next year.

not bad

not great, but marginally entertaining. I loved the reference to Neil C and hapyugojyuichi--that was nice.

I remember when....

...oh, never mind.....'sob' 'sob'....'sniff'....'sniff'...
OH, to bury the horrid reminders in the bottom of the bottle, but the nagging, wrenching coldness in the heart twists and strangles the draining short term, clogging the synapse with that one painful memory of.....HER!!
A pathetic dude with a six-pack of remorse makes this funny little flash a one-of-a-kind good time of stinging satire. A+ work!!

choose yer death adventure

A nice collection of snuff shorts--well animated and entertaining. I liked the b&w theme, but could have done without the goofy comments at the end of some of them. Let the viewer decide what they like... for example, I thought the pole splintering was much funnier than at least 2 of the others. I didn't like the tongue on the flagpole one and the milk one was made worse with the gonzo comments at the end.
Overall this one was good, though.

ahh shit.....Whatever!!!

Who the hell gives a quarter turd about this!?!? Its not animation and it shouldn't be here, but it looks like you had fun doing it. Please keep these things for your own entertainment in the future, please. Thank you.

Nice Gift

Emmy surely loved it!! As always, great, funny stuff delivered by the master animutator! Thanks for the laugh!!

Ay Cuidado!!

megusta!!!!!

Sometimes the greatest thing about a particular flash are comments left by retards... Better yet, the retort when the artist is an asshole!! Its the total entertainment package!!

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