magicsalt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[George Bush's "Truth"]

ahhhh those darned polictical ads

Nice, sappy, tear-jerking music set to dead and burned baby pics always make me wanna run right out and vote.
Such ads by condecending supermarket managers pretending to be on a 'higher, enlightened plane' who use political bias to insult the intelligence of americans in general really get me going.
Since most of the viewers here AREN'T of the voting age, why waste YOUR time here. Go look for the 'pseudo-intellectual' political sites that feign interest in this sort of bandwagon tripe and leave us to our "all american good killing kinda stuff".

[Livecorpse - A Tribute]

tribute....

That was pretty close to LC's style of flash--bad animation and morbid themes set to a classic tune. He probably would have had a good chuckle at this one... I think I'd rather be watching one of HIS, though.
Good tribute.

[Hostage Tribute]

sick, wrong and twisted

Art imitates life. Terrible, horrid, bad and sick stuff. Way to shake em up and make folks think. I loved the reviews and responses, too-always more fun than the actual flash! Total entertainment in its basest form. Reminds me of the way Livecorpse used to do it!! Tasteless and wrong, but great. Keep on with it, my good man.

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

Ass Jazz

Everything was done expertly! Great grafx and sound quality, but I just didn't like this flash. Wishing jazz to come out yer ass and not knowing why is kind of a novel idea, thouh. I got a chuckle out of that.

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Michael Moore--what a joke

Boo-yah!! Great flash about a dumbass who takes advantage of American freedoms to put the country and its people down while making tons of money at it. Instead of making movies about folks who suffered during 9-11 and hogging all the rewards, why not donate those profits to all those who lost something that day?!?! Fucking tight-ass hypocrite!! Michael Moore, go somewhere far away and stuff your camera up yer arse, you fuck!!

[FF : Celes Big Secret 2.0]

the hidden pickle

funny!! Final Fantasy meets The Crying Game!! lol Thanks for using my tune. Its always cool to see what other people do with your creations. Thanks again!!

Alexisonfyre responds:

Thx! Your song fitted just well with the movie!

[There she is!!!]

Absolutely!!!

This is one of the best flash I've ever seen!! A definate favorite!! Cute, funny, story, style---its got it all!!

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[Bitey of Brackenwood]

10

Its kinda like if Christopher Walken had developed the Winnie-the-Pooh series!!!

[NG TTVI Wallpaperman]

not bad

I liked the way the characters were done. Nice style and gore, typical of madness. I think you did well, considering the constraint of time and the fact that you don't care much for the whole madness thing anyway. Good try!!

wallpaperman responds:

if only more people wrote reviews like this... thanks

[The Perfect Murder]

Great work

Yet another super work from you mr.luis! Music brings the necessary tension to the action with familiar characters hell-bent on murder. I love all the cinematic shots, 'shaky-cam', pans, and blur effects of this flash.