magicsalt

Age/Gender: 35, Male
Location: delusional Japanese Boy
Job: whoopass on Minya

Sometimes the greatest thing about a particular flash are comments left by retards... Better yet, the retort when the artist is an asshole!! Its the total entertainment package!!

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Score: 9
O Pato

"caminando!!!"

submission: O Pato
date: July 13, 2006

Nice walk-a-thon grafx and very smooth animation style. Megusta!!!!

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Score: 10
[2006] NES Dreams

"Its all true"

submission: [2006] NES Dreams
date: January 26, 2006

I guess you put it best when you flashed it all out! All my fairytales in pixellated wonder! Its all quite true!!

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Score: 5
The HATTA's Rant

"Ranting about ranting"

submission: The HATTA's Rant
date: January 15, 2006

A rant is a rant no matter what color the rat. How many rats do you need to get the point across??? Its like.... a turd..... You take a turd, see.. and its a turd.... You can't polish it or make it look any better for it is a turd... You COULD put a hat on it... but then its just a turd in a hat.... You could put a suit on it, but then its a turd with a hat and a suit... This particular rant is done by a squirrell more apt to look like a turd, but its still just the same shit!!! A turd (squirrel, rat, whatever) spewing crap thinking its funny. .....Its kinda like the old saying.... 'you don't know shit from shinola!'.... I'm sure that made the shinola people happy!! ............. However, people will flock in defense of the new toilet bowl, I'm sure.

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Score: 10
Vietnam Recruitment Tape

"Uncle Steve wants EWE!!!"

date: September 7, 2005

Dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. That was farkin' hilarious!! I've a new fav!!!

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Score: 10
No Man's Land Flash Anime

"wow"

date: September 7, 2005

I'm blown away by this super animation!! The sepia look so typical in westerns is well done in and the characters look very rough-n-tumble. Music is very fitting with the cinematics. Professional stuff here!!

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Score: 3
Virtual Newgrounds

"chuckle"

submission: Virtual Newgrounds
date: September 1, 2005

ya. It made me chuckle. Sounds like you've been blammed a time or two...hahahha maybe folks will see the humor in this and it'll pass. NOt good flash, but not bad either.

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Score: 10
Fred's Birthday Surprise

"old farts and fart sounds."

date: August 19, 2005

Took a while for me to figure out which old fart joke this was, but then it all came back!! Top-notch-top-drawer animating as always!! I've become a big fan of yer stuff!

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Score: 5
Puppet of Society

"hmmmmm...."

submission: Puppet of Society
date: August 12, 2005

While I liked the artwork and presentation, I felt you tried to hard to be symbollic. I was expecting it to end sooner, but your final drawing led me to believe there may be more. I did like the way you flashed out the characters and would have liked to have seen some kind of story, quip or quirk done in this style. As it is, I think its just a real groaner. Symbollism of this sort has just never appealed to me, though.

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Score: 10
Merry Melony ep.1

"Suspense...."

submission: Merry Melony ep.1
date: August 12, 2005

I have to wait?!?!?!?..........for more........ oh the agony!!! This is waaaay too cool to have to wait for more!! Why'd ya do it??? Why'd ya make me click that button to watch such a wonderfully twisted flash that ends all too soon!!!!!! I guess I'll just retreat into my corner and sulk until I witness another release..... humm....

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Score: 8
Taking Retards to the Zoo

"Tard adn feathered"

date: August 11, 2005

This is so funny--- I've the sudden urge to slobber and lick windows now. My funnybone hurts, now, thanks!!

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